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Hey! If you're reading this page, chances are you're a girl, and you want to learn how to pee standing up. But if you're not eager to learn to do it already, then take a minute to read these awesome reasons why you should learn before leaving this page!

Why pee standing?
- Well, boys do it. So why let boys have an unfair advantage over girls? For many years boys have been peeing while standing, while girls have had to squat and sit. These days girls have forgotten how to. They just assume that it's a basic biological difference between boys and girls, and that peeing sitting down is just one of those things girls have to do. Well, it isn't - as this deviation proves! You can pee standing up just as easily as you can sitting down - and just as easily as any boy.
- Know what really annoys girls who are sisters? When you go out on a family outing- hiking, camping, in the woods, on the beach, or a long road trip - and you and your brother both have to pee. You might go behind a bush, or a tree, or between parked cars, or (hoping there's no CCTV watching!) against that old building with mom and dad keeping watch. Your brother just undoes his zipper and takes a pee... but you have to pull your jeans and underwear down and squat. If you could do what your brother can, then wouldn't it make long journeys much more comfortable? Plus, you wouldn't have to let the outside world see anything but your pee stream itself - imagine the embarrasment if someone caught you with no pants on taking a pee, and compare that to someone seeing just a yellow stream!
- Dirty toilet seats. I bet every girl who can't pee standing up hates squatting over these. I'd much rather stand up!

Okay. Convinced? If not, don't fret - girls have got by for many years having to pee sitting down, and if you'd rather stay that way, that's okay. But things can change! I bet most girls who visit this page would agree it would be better if girls learned to pee standing up. That way they could finally become better than boys at EVERYTHING - including peeing! - they could avoid dirty toilet seats, and could easily relieve themselves outdoors without having to show too much off. Who knows? Perhaps if enough girls learn to do this, someday there will be urinals in the girls' toilets at school. And who knows what will happen then?

A word of warning...
Okay, so you wanna pee standing up. Cool! Just a few warnings before you're ready to start.
Remember that you've probably never done this before - or you might have tried it as a little kid and made a big mess! Remember a girl having her first standing up pee at the age of [insert your age here] is like a boy doing it for the first time at two. You will almost certainly make mistakes the first few times you do it - you're very lucky if you escape with no accident worse than a little dribble down your leg first time, So don't try peeing through the zipper on your best trousers at school before you've got practice - unless you want a wet uniform! A good first place to practise aiming is in the bath or shower, naked - if you aren't in the majority who pee in the shower already this may sound disgusting, but fresh pee is totally sterile and has no germs in it - the smell's caused by a chemical, not bacteria, and it cannot harm you. Besides, you can just wash your pee away down the plughole when you've finished! Once you're confident in aiming, then move on to doing it at a toilet - with newspaper on the floor! Then try  getting rid of the newspaper. Then try it with some old, unused underwear. Then you might like to try it through a zipper for the first time. And once you're absolutely confident, then you can finally take a leak boy-style in your best school trousers. Practice makes perfect!

So how do I do it?
Aha! Finally, I'm gonna teach you how to pee standing up. Ready?

1) Get your clothes out of the way. This means lifting up your skirt, or unzipping your fly, or pulling pants or shorts down a little bit at the front. You don't need to move them much - just a few inches will do it. Pretend you've got a zip fly for any pants or shorts, and pull them down at the front to about as far as your imaginary zip would extend.
2) Pull your underwear to one side. If you're right handed, I suggest doing this with your left hand. If left handed, I suggest doing it with your right. This is because you'll need your main hand to do something else in a little bit!
3) Make a V-shaped "peace" sign with your dominant hand, and stick it down your zipper/pants/up your skirt. Slide your fingers carefully into your labial opening and hook them around the little folds of skin inside. Once you're holding them, you should find that you can move your private parts around just as easily as a boy can move his. This way, you can aim your pee stream. Finding out how to aim takes a little practice! I suggest trying out "target practice" - aiming at the shower plughole while practicing, for example - or aiming at a little piece of paper in the toilet. It sounds crazy, but little boys train by this method and it really works - as you might learn when you have a kid!
4) Once you're unzipped and aimed, have a pee! Aaaah... relief feels good! You might be surprised at just how far you can squirt and how well you can aim your stream. Many girls are amazed to see a yellow arc of pee coming from them, or to hear the tinkle of pee hitting the toilet water without the sound being altered by your butt on the seat. These strange new aspects of peeing are what boys see every time they have a pee - you'll get used to it!

If you've mastered all that, congratulations! You can now pee pretty much exactly like a boy. If you were to pee next to a boy after a lot of practice, you'd look pretty similar - your pee streams would be coming out the same way. You'd be able to write your name in the snow and have "pee swordfights" with boys and other girls who knew how to pee standing and so on. Mastering the skill is only the beginning - you may get used to seeing and hearing and feeling yourself pee while standing the same way a boy does, but for endless fun can be had from your new-found ability - ask any boy and you'll soon realise that you could get up to all sorts of mischief while leaving their mark! Soon you'll be able to write your name in yellow letters in the snow, or do a million other things - but I'll leave that up to you. Have fun and keep standing!
I've seen girls peeing standing up, although I'm a guy, and somehow I've become a kind of authority on the subject amongst my female friends. xD After seeing quite a lot of art on DA of girls peeing standing up, and many comments of girls saying they wished they could do it, I decided to put my esoteric knowledge to good use and write an easy-to-understand guide to peeing like a boy!

(Girls, it DOES take practice. Lots of it. My friend took a few months of piddlin' before she was as good as a boy, and most girls may take weeks. Remember you can practice most skills any time, but you can only practice this when that tingling sensation (do girls get that when they need to go? I do...) hits your bladder... so you won't be practicing it too often! )

But good luck to any girls who want to try this!

-n729
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:iconbuckleyman:
Buckleyman Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015  Professional General Artist
I think it's kinda odd a male wrote this, no disrespect man, just sayin...
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Tatsu10101 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
I love this so much that I'm goin to show it to all my female friends
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LoppunyG1rl Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2011
someone should make an illustrated version
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ilovemy3cats Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
thats what i said
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LoppunyG1rl Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2011
C:
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ilovemy3cats Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
lol
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itssydneywassup98 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2011
this was long so i diddn't finish reading it. :XD: but good advice stuff. :)
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mjponso Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011
I always admired girls who could pee standing up, because they dared to go against social norms.

And this guide does sound helpful to any girl who might want to learn this practical skill. You said it yourself -- there isn't always a clean toilet to sit down on.
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Tojocub Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011
I have done this in the shower and can aim! Thank you1 i've always wanted to stand up and pee! that will be more fun! and besides, i have to pee right now.
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Tojocub Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011
If your a boy and read this, well, don't be freaked out, but, a girl has a little bladder inside, i tried to stick it out and aim it worked a little, and i feel happy now. The first time, it was a little mess but, i kinda' got the hang of it now.
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ilovemy3cats Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:clap: yay
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Jaylink14 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2011
XD
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ilovemy3cats Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
i cant master it that well. i am having problems with step 3
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KittehComments Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2010
Even though I wrote that a long time ago I'd rather not do this...glad I didn't look at the pic because hey it's maturity...but I guess some people found this helpful.:bye:Good-bye.:bye:
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ilovemy3cats Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
?
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mahboi18 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012
Try it tin the shower first. Always works. :3
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laurie77 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
Gosh, I do this all the time. I hunt a lot, and let's face it. There are NO toilets in the middle of a forest. I trained myself, but I can't quite make it through the zipper. :(
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neptune729 Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2010
Awesome! Okay, here's something to try then - unzip your fly, and practice the aiming technique in front of a mirror. Pull your labia up and look in the mirror - can you see your urethra through your fly? If you can, you can pee through it - so then you can start practicing! If not, then you should keep trying until you can.
If tight jean flies are difficult, try looser trousers or baggy shorts - boys' boxers are ideal practice for girls through flies, if you undo the buttons and pee through them. Do let me know how that comes along!
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Sunset41 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2010
I'm trying it, I don't really have to aim, special ability I guess. My boyfriend was impressed when i told him, lol. Though I do have a problem, I find it really hard to pee standing up, like it takes longer for it to come. idk probably just me. It's really fun though:lol:
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neptune729 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2010
Awesome! :D Some girls have urethras that naturally point forward, like a boy's penis does; others have urethras that point downwards, and most girls have something inbetween. Yours clearly points forward, so you can make an arch of pee stream out in front of you without having to aim it into that position. Lucky! =D Did you discover this as a little kid or something, or have you only just found it out recently?
And can you just unzip and pee through your fly, or do you have to drop your pants? As for it taking longer to come, I've never heard of it before, but the fun and convenience of peeing standing up probably more than makes up for it! Your problems are just with getting the pee to come out and not with aiming/controlling your stream/wetting yourself, right?
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rosey-the-fox Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
thx!
i needed something like this!
that way i could do this in a dirty toilet!
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CelsiusSnowe Featured By Owner May 27, 2010
This was actually really empowering. I'm still practicing, but I'm getting better at aiming in the shower and I almost managed to hit the toilet this morning. Thank you for posting this.
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Dorin-Stardragon Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2009   Traditional Artist
Heh, so you have a DA account also huh?
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tomboy68 Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2009
You're my hero. Thank you for imparting such wisdom!
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neptune729 Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2009
Why thank you! I've added you on AIM so we can talk about it, improve your technique etc. or maybe just chat about random crap. :P Huzzah!
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KittehComments Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2009
Thanks for it it helped alot I had no clue how to do the "v" sign on another site...I havent tried it yet but I plan to practice..!Im wondering with using only one hand for the "v" is it useful?It seems like it wont work..?So as a beginner I would probably use two hands in the shower...oh and this isnt my main account lol :D
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Watermelon354 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2012
Try using one finger from each hand while you're practising in the shower or bath, then move on to the single-handed "V" once you gain confidence in your aiming abilities. It takes time, but it will come with practice.
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neptune729 Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2009
Awesome. :D Do let me know how you come along. :)
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inuyankees Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2009   Digital Artist
Oh and for the girls who can't pee threw the fly, you can always use a medicine spoon as long as you clean with warm water and soap, you can use it over and over again.
It's also small so you can put it in your pocket or in a bag and no one would even know what it was for unless you tell them.
But just like the finger method, you need to practice.
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Omorashi-lover Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2009
lol... I'm not offending but if girls can pee standing up then omorashi is finish T.T well they cant get into and desperate situation cause they can pee everywhere like a boy now =.= then my life is ruined cause i can't satisfy myself down...
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inuyankees Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2009   Digital Artist
Well omorashi wouldn't be finish there would still be male omorashi ;)
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Omorashi-lover Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2009
but I'm finish for not satisfying my overwhelming desire to watch female's T.T
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inuyankees Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2009   Digital Artist
Well I have tons of fetishes but omorashi is my number one
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Omorashi-lover Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2009
oo i only have this fetish luckily but cant seem to satisfy it...
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neptune729 Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2009
It's still possible! Boys don't pee EVERYWHERE. There are still places a girl probably wouldn't want to pee, even if she can do it standing up, like in public places. And not all girls know how to pee standing ;)
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Omorashi-lover Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2009
Yea that's great i love girl when they need to pee so so so much...
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stupididiot4000 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2009
LOL, I pee standing everyday! I love it, but my labiagets wet a lot. :(
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neptune729 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2009
Spread them a little more. ;) Once your labia aren't getting wet, you know you're getting good enough to progress onto doing stuff in the toilet or with clothes on.
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Browdmeister Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2009
I've tried to do this before! Gotta say; It's absolute fun! XD It takes a lot of practice, though. I still can't do it through the fly... But then again, I've only been trying to pee standing for a week now. And I've yet to gain the courage to use the toilet in this manner(I've been using the shower); I'm not sure whether or not I'll miss.

My aim isn't bad, if I do say so myself; I can hit the drain (or any other targets I've used) spot on, usually. I'm like a sharpshooter... with pee.

I can't wait until winter, I'm so going to write my name in the snow. Dude! Think of all the bet's I can win! Anyway, great article. It's very informative and accurate!
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neptune729 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2009
If you're like a pee sharpshooter then you should have no problems with using a toilet. :D At least, without clothes, or with pants pulled down - using a fly zip may still be some way away for you. (Start naked, then have your pants pulled down a long way, then slowly bring them further up as you get better until they're at thigh height, and then try to pee through a fly zip - and even then try that with a pair of shorts or a skirt so there's less to get wet if you do make a mistake!)
One more thing, I never mentioned this but it's surprising how many girls I've talked to about this haven't figured this out yet - always lift up the toilet seat! Every boy "sprinkles when he tinkles" a little bit, you'll be no different. So lift the toilet seat. :P

Good luck with peeing standing! If you want me to help you at any stage you can always catch me on AIM - I'm just neptune729 there. :)
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tigers62699 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2009
That reminds me of the "paper penis" they have for girls now. xDD

It just redirects the pee stream and you never have to touch anything.
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neptune729 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2009
Heh, nice. Although this method is convenient if you don't have a "paper penis" on you. :P

Do you use them?
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tigers62699 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2009
I have never tried it,
And yes, since they are disposable you'd probably run out of them at some point. And they'd be a strange thing to go and buy. Like condoms. It's like "hey, guess what I'll be doing later!"
xD

I laughed forever when I saw the ad for a "paper penis"
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neptune729 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2009
xD

Well that's the beauty of the finger-assist method, you can do it wherever you are without having anything on you... a power every boy already has. :P
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tigers62699 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2009
XD
Unless you're disabled in some way.
>:
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sentinal133 Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2009
didnt read the comment but i think the chemical is amonia ,well cat pee contains amonia ,not positive about human...
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Watermelon354 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2012
The smell is mostly from ammonia, but ammonia is not present in any animal's urine. Uric acid (urea mixed with water) is present in varying concentrations (it tends to be far more concentrated in cats and dogs than in humans, while birds produce solid urea).

Nitrogen-fixing batceria, which are naturally present in huge numbers in the air and on most surfaces, break down the Uric acid extremely quickly and produce small amounts of ammonia within a fraction of a second. The more concentrated the pee, the stronger the ammonia smell.
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Watermelon354 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2012
Forget about Uric acid, that's not dissolved urea but something completely different. All that's in pee is urea.
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miss-Tao-Luath Featured By Owner May 28, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Well...kinda through a zip, but I ended up peeing my pants that way.
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neptune729 Featured By Owner May 28, 2009
*gasp* Awesome! That's really good for someone who hasn't been doing it long. Get your aim really good in the shower, and naked at the toilet, before attempting to do it clothed. Then going through a zip will come naturally to you :) But if you managed to aim and succeed a little just by unzipping your fly and trying to take aim, that's still pretty amazing even if you did get wet.
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